IOWA CITY, Iowa (DH)— After years of planning, news coverage and time spent with presidential candidates, the Iowa caucuses are finally over. From the now empty window of Mitt Romney’s Campaign Headquarters to the Biden flyers blowing with the breeze down Main Street, the state is a quiet place once again. Iowans are asking themselves: What now?The Association of Post-Caucus Activities of Iowa has drafted a list of what Iowans can do with their time now:
1. Revise list of reasons why corn kicks so much ass
2. Ladies: knit.
3. Gents: get your ball scratch on.
4. Go on the online and ‘ebay’ campaign items (e.g. Mike Gravel’s stress ball for Change, Joe Biden workout video of Hope, Barack Obama penis enlarger of ’08)
5. Get back to cow tippin’!
6. Get that old car back up and runnin’!
7. Don’t Stop Believing.
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