Monday, December 31, 2007

Staffer Confirms: Richardson Looks Like Guy from Dances With Wolves
DES MOINES, Iowa (DH)— Holiday yucks ensued on the campaign trail in the Richardson camp when staffer Jules Pippin commented that the candidate looked "like that guy from 'Dances with Wolves'." None present could remember "the guy's" name, though.

When told who he looked like, Richardson reflexively poked both forefingers over his head and scooted about the bus going "Tatonka! Tatonka!" Campaign Manager Dave Contarino reports he "almost peed [his] pants." With Iowa caucuses a matter of days of away "[everyone] is a little slap happy. It's nice to know that the Governor is in good spirits. And uh—oh guys! Graham Greene! That's it! Graham Green!"

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