Area Blogger Thinks Himself a One Man Onion

SAINT PAUL, Minnesota (DH)-- Sources close to local blogger, 'Dickhouse,' say he thinks The Onion is cool and that he can probably do it all himself.

Skeptics challenged the very idea of a young man who has no professional comedy writing credentials to his name challenging that he can "do it, too."

"Come on, what the frack's so hard about writing fake news?" commented Dickhouse. "It may take a little while to get up and running, but just you watch, bitches."