Ron Paul. He's just too cute of a man. I mean, LOOK at him! I want to take him home in my pocket and let him sleep in a drawer. Plus, do Americans really want another President named Ron?
Rudy, oh Rudy. I actually like him the most out of all the republicans. He could make a good president. But come on, with a lisp...?
And...Fred "where do i stand on issues i'm not sure but that doesn't seem to matter since i'm neck in neck with guiliani in polls anyway--go me!" Thompson.
Besides the fact that I'm pretty sure he's part Klingon, I just can't imagine someone who was in Die Hard 2 as the Commander in Chief. Although I can't imagine it, if it were to happen, that one fact might make me think that he's a little bit more awesome, even if I disagree with politically.
Stay Tuned for Cheap Shots at the Democrats!
This post's poem: a haiku
Flim Flam Paddywhack
Give the Doggie a Flip Chip.
Your Vagina's Warm.
Yours,
Dickhouse
2 comments:
Someone needs to come up with a mathematical formula proving why Gore would win. We would call this formula an AlGore-ithm.
can I get a zing-zing?
I officially love the Dickhouse.
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